Just when we thought the Elf on a Shelf couldn’t be more annoying…now they’re selling accessories to keep the sales rolling. You tell me, what good is an Elf on a Shelf without a “Capelet?” And while you’re at it, can you explain one thing: What the hell is a Capelet? If I’m paying $6.99 for an accessory for my six-inch Elf, I at least want the entire cape! Soon enough “Elfie” is going to need multiple changes of clothes, a pimped out ride and a house, just like Barbie. Stop the insanity!
As I checked out at Bed, Bath and Beyond earlier today I also saw this “stuffed” Elf on a Shelf. What next? Elf on a Shelf pajamas…That’s what!