My past week: My 2-year-old got the stomach flu two Saturdays ago. He was sick for a solid five days. It started with him throwing up on the back deck and a little later throwing up all over both of us while sitting on my lap. He went on to throw up in our bed a few times that night while sleeping with my husband and I. One would think it would have been over in 24 hours, but no…We were lucky enough for it to turn into soupy diarrhea for the next few days. I shit you not (pun intended); I changed one diaper that was so full of soupy, yellow shit that it came out the back and front simultaneously all over himself and his bed. 24 hours after he got better, myself, my five-year-old and my husband all got sick. We’ve been literally shitting in our pants for days. I don’t know if we’ll ever get the putrid smell out of the bathroom. This house has seen more shit than a Carnival Cruise. Good news is, I lost five pounds! Ahhh, the joys of parenting.